come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE
Why I hate myself
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to the first chapter
of the prologue
to the opposite day series
requirements for dating me:
- blue eyes
- be a dragon
i wish i hung out with you in real life